Even Jesus was a Failure!

Mar 11

Author: MillionaireFailure

Jesus was a Failure too!

Jesus was a Failure too! I don’t want to get into a pissing match with you about the fact that you think that Jesus was perfect, but in fact he was not, now don’t get me wrong, he never committed a sin, but he made mistakes.

This should make you at least feel better about your own life, you are emulating Jesus. This might come to you as a surprise but I will allow you to process the information below.

Think for a minute, Jesus was a carpenter, now I am willing to stake my entire existence on the fact that while Jesus was perfect in the site of God, he still failed as a carpenter.

You are a Failure too!

Have you ever experimented with power tools? I have and the old adage of “measure twice, cut once” has yet to be a fool proof way for me to make a perfect cut. Typically I have to take multiple cuts to get the board the right length, and I have a Bosch 18” radial arm miter saw with a Laser line to make sure that you cut it in the right spot.

Now to my point, when Jesus lived they didn’t have power tools, everything was made by hand. Therefore it leads me to believe, while I can’t prove it, Jesus cut a board the wrong length, either too short or too long from time to time, so while you look at Him as a perfect being, he was in fact a failure at his profession.

However the thing that made him a perfect teacher was that he knew that Failure was part of the learning process, so he happily Failed, he would say to himself (I’m making this up) “So what if I cut the board the wrong length, or so what if I chiseled it down too far, I’ll get it right the next time.”

“Fail Your Way to Success!”

That’s the difference between people who are successful and YOU. You simply have a bad habit of giving up after a few times of Failure, but that’s the secret, you are supposed to fail, SO know you know it do something, Fail with style, fail quickly, fail often, “Fail your way to Success”.